ya done yet?

oh. my. goodness. panic! at the disco has some ridiculous titles to their songs. on my ipod shuffle by the time it finishesscrolling across the screen to displaythe whole title, the song is practically over.
observe:
"lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" [ scandalous ]
"london beckoned songs about moneywritten by machines" [ doesn't make sense ]
"the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage" [ and you would know, why? ]
and my personal favorite, "there's a good reason these tables are numberedhoney, you just haven't thought of it yet" [ their best song everrr ]

...when you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, oh woh, everything goes according to plan...
pAnIc!