by sara michelle ence and whitney sariah ward 1. the cougar "growl" sounds like someone hacking up phlegm. 2. all the stereotypes are true. 3. traffic is unbelievable, especially on game day. 4. they pray in swing dance class. 5. book title: "finding god at byu" really? 6. most the attractive guys are married, or really old. 7. taco bell made us sick. 8. long boards are prohibited on campus! 9. beard permit. 10. campus is confusingly ginormous. 11. they are taught how to judge, and they do. 12. no mercy for usu fans. 13. they stole our color. 14. the testing center is a strange concept to us. 15. they refuse to come to the spectrum. 16. brainwashed all the rm's to go there. 17. "because of you our faith is strong... as brothers and sisters we unite" the fight song is laaaame. 18. honor code THAT. 19. curfew? 20. you can't use our bathroom, but there's a guest bathroom a mile away. 21. analogies: why this water balloon fight is like the gospel. 22. people look at you funny when you don't watch conference. 23. everyone looks the same. 24. city streets are confusing :( 25. acronyms for every building... necessary? oh Provo. no matter what landon says, I'd like to believe my tithing money went to pay for the automated toilet dispensers in da "wilk". don't worry i still love you alex :D
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