here are some psychiatrically-challenged
christmas carols for your reading enjoyment:
schizophrenia: do you hear what i hear?
multiple personality disorder: we 3 kings disoriented are
dementia: i think i'll be home for christmas
narcissistic: hark, the herald angels sing about me
manic: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses are trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...
paranoid: santa claus is coming to get me
ocd: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock...
passive-aggressive personality: on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me (then took it all away)
borderline personality disorder: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
--dezert-rose.com
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