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12.16.2009

FRUITCAKE

top ten uses for fruitcake:
10. use instead of sand bags during el nino.
9. send to us air force, let troops drop it.
8. use as railroad ties.
7. two words: pin cushion.
6. use as speed bumps.
5. collect ten and use as bowling pins.
4. use instead of cement shoes.
3. save for next summer's garage sale.
2. use slices in next skeet shooting competition
1. use slices to hold up that wobbly table.

i've never had fruitcake before... is it any good? ha ha...

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