cottleson pie

"all right, owl," I said, "then what comes after twosday?"
"thirdsday," said owl.
"owl, you're just confusing things," i said.  "this is the day
after tuesday, and it's not thirds - i mean thursday." 
"then what is it?!" asked owl. 
"it's today!" squeaked piglet. 

"my favorite day," said pooh.